Dear Zazz: While dining in a fine restaurant, a woman came up tome and said, "How can you be so insensitive as to wear that furcoat?" She called me stupid and ignorant, and even threatened to ruinmy coat. How sensitive was she?
She said all of this through blood-red lipstick. (A whale diedto make that lipstick.) She was clutching a cocktail napkin. (A treewas cut down to make that napkin.) Her head was held together by acloud of hair spray. (Doesn't she care about the ozone layer?) Andshe wore leather shoes. I'll bet she even ordered the veal fordinner.
Besides, my coat wasn't made from an endangered species, and theanimals were raised for the sole purpose of …
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